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Move To The
'Right'. Can J.Lo Go From Excess Back To
Success?
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IT SEEMS
JENNIFER
Lopez will never
give up her
death grip on
the spotlight,
even when her
Glow by JLO
shimmer is
tarnished by
so-so endeavors
(Shall We
Dance),
cinematic
neutron bombs
(Gigli), and
media
overexposure
even Paris
Hilton could
never hope to
achieve. Lopez's
many careers
continue to
assault the
senses, but she
has managed to
put some limits
on how much we
know about her
private life,
settling into a
relatively quiet
partnership with
vocalist Marc
Anthony – the
couple's
awkwardly glossy
Grammy-night
duet
notwithstanding.
Anthony is
technically her
third hubby, but
he might as well
be her fifth,
since her
high-profile
relationships
with former
flames Ben
Affleck and P.
Diddy lasted
about as long as
her first two
marriages did.
With no
ostentatious
shows of
affection or
strife to
report, Star
and Us Weekly
have moved on to
Affleck's latest
shot at
Bennifer-dom
(Jennifer
Garner: still
waiting for her
own supersized
pink diamond at
press time), as
well as
crisis-counseling
yet another
famous Jennifer
(Aniston) with
the breakup
blues.
Lopez, on the other
hand, recently enjoyed a long-awaited residence
on the January cover of Vogue, is
readying for the early-March release of her
latest CD, Rebirth (Epic), and continues
to roll out ungodly amounts of beauty products,
clothing, and accessories (be the first on your
block to flash the JLO by Jennifer Lopez
gold-toned "Women's Glitz Bracelet Watch" – a
steal at $195!). What's more, she actually has a
promising-sounding film project,
Monster-in-Law, featuring Jane Fonda's first
big-screen appearance in 15 years, due this
spring. And, if you overlook the name of her
clothing line, she's not answering to J.Lo
anymore – Jennifer'll do, if "the $255 Million
Woman" (per Fortune magazine's list of
the 40 richest Americans under age 40) proves
too much of a mouthful.
If her latest creative
endeavors take off (meaning the album and the
movie; her other products, faux fur-adorned
though they may be, are well ensconced in their
profitable niche), Lopez could have the
credibility comeback of 2005. She's hardly a
Madonna-esque queen of reinvention; Lopez's
image has pretty steadfastly been that of a
glamorous Latina goddess, with various other
facets (her alleged diva-ness, Bronx-bred Fly
Girl past, men of the hour, bodacious booty,
etc.) highlighted as needed.
Pre-superstardom, Lopez
first earned notice in 1997's Selena, the
biopic of the late Tejana vocalist that combined
Lopez's own twin ambitions in entertainment.
Tune into MTV and the frequency with which her
videos appear suggests that her music career has
the popular vote, even if critics (and many
casual observers) argue she's an overproduced
studio creation. Lopez told VH1 she hopes to
embark on her first-ever tour to support
Rebirth, but that seems a tentative plan at
best. Lopez's current single, "Get Right," is
most memorable for its hook, a squealing horn
that slides from jazzy to grating as the song
progresses. Per usual for Lopez, the visual
element is key: the video is set in a place
Affleck hopes he never stumbles into, a club
whose various characters – the waitress, the
go-go dancer, the DJ, the nerdy girl in the
corner – are all portrayed by Lopez.
Lopez seems to recognize
her limitations as a vocalist; she rarely
performs live, and her songs tend toward the
dance-pop-with-heavily-layered-backing-tracks
("If You Had My Love") and
duet-with-guest-rapper varieties ("Ain't It
Funny," with Ja Rule). As a lyricist, she draws
inspiration from three topics: love ("Love Don't
Cost a Thing," "Baby I Love U"); boogie fever
("Waiting for Tonight," "Play"); and,
inevitably, herself ("Jenny from the Block,"
"I'm Real"). Lopez's videos make equally good
use of A-list resources (employing top stylists,
choreographers, etc.), her dance background, and
her celeb-curio status (exploited to the hilt in
the "Jenny from the Block" clip, which features
her then-squeeze Affleck; a recent
easy-to-believe rumor insisted that Lopez asked
MTV and VH1 to remove it from their playlists as
a result).
But glossy videos, even
ones that perfectly ape Flashdance ("I'm
Glad"), do not an acting career make. Lopez,
touted as the biggest Latina movie star since
Rita Hayworth, started off strong. Post-Selena,
she tussled with style in 1998's Out of Sight
and lured crowds with the 2001 fluffy romance
The Wedding Planner. Her big-screen sparkle
faded (Angel Eyes, Enough, Maid in
Manhattan), then turned into a punch line
(besides Gigli, her role in Jersey
Girl was trimmed amid post-Bennifer
fallout). Shall We Dance escaped the
savaging bestowed on Gigli, but the 2004
flick ended up garnering less publicity for
Lopez than did her hush-hush hitching to Anthony
(captured, in all its fuzzy glory, by some lucky
paparazzo's telephoto lens).
Though the overhaul of
her high-maintenance, Fabulous Life Of
persona seems to be a successful work in
progress – and her music and entrepreneurial
ventures, including a parade of ruffly creations
at this year's New York Fashion Week, are
clicking along – Lopez's professional "rebirth"
will be most tested by Monster-in-Law. It
could work: Monster is a romantic comedy
directed by Legally Blonde's Robert
Luketic; its plot, about an unlucky-in-love gal
(Lopez) who finally meets Mr. Right (Michael
Vartan from Alias), only to be menaced at
every turn by his scary mama (Jane Fonda), is a
spin on the same premise that raked in
gazillions for Meet the Parents and
Meet the Fockers. A respectable box-office
showing would go a long way toward
reestablishing her in the showbiz field she
originally aimed to conquer – and it would sure
help rub the stink of Gigli off her
résumé. |